bottle in front a me

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.

I wish I had a bottle in front a me.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

Business in front, party in the back

Yet another term for the mullet, accurately describing its dual nature as part ladder climbing bank employee crossed with bad hair band musician, with the end result pretty much putting it in body shop worker territory.

"Dude! check out that grub's hair! Business in front, party in the back!!"

by Verks December 27, 2004

down in front

could either mean short for "hey you sit down in front" (as if the person was blocking a view) or it could mean short for "hey look i am down in front!" proclaiming seated-superiority....

in futurama season two episode twelve entitled "raging bender", all the gang went down to the theatre and the professor shouted: "down in front!"

i was at a ball game and some guy shouted "hey! down in front"

for the love of bhudda, would someone give a clearer definition of down in front than this jerk?

by he who stands there November 2, 2008

National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.

Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.

by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011

a dog ran in front of my car

When a law enforcement officer is transporting a total A-hole prisoner in the back of his/her patrol car and they hit the brakes suddenly, causing the prisoner to smack his face on the cage/screen.

Suspect: “That’s police brutality!” Officer: “Sorry about that! A dog ran in front of my car..." 😂

by yyuryyubicuryy4me December 2, 2018

cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.

Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.

by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009

Not in front of the puppies, Pete!

A phrase often used by members of the Fall Out Boy fandom. The phrase originated from Buzzfeed Celeb's Youtube video titled "Fall Out Boy Plays With Puppies (While Answering Fan Questions)" at the time of 3:35-3:37 released on May 24, 2017.

This Youtube video consists of Fall Out Boy's bassist/songwriter, Pete Wentz and lead singer, Patrick Stump pulling questions out of a bowl and answering them, all whilst playing with puppies.

(Question: What songs will be on your tour set list?)
Pete: I'm gonna be gravely honest. . .
Patrick: Not in front of the puppies, Pete!

by brendonsuke May 24, 2018