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Inflated ego

Someone who is so full of themselves their ego might metaphorically burst. This includes thinking of their looks, voice and other aspects a tad bit too fondly.
Jesus Ash, stop having such an inflated ego!
by A boring person -~- September 5, 2021
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self-inflicted cumshot

a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.

2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
by devouthorse April 4, 2009
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self-inflicted tax cuts

what high-powered, wealthy douchebags entitle upon themselves while passing on massive tax hikes to the little man. Have no effect on the ability to hold high ranking position in Democratic cabinet, as long as the cuts are treated upon discovery. Also known as "goth taxes", since they apparently cut themselves.
Tim: Hey Tom, have you given yourself any self-inflicted tax cuts lately.
Tom: Yeah, but I got caught and now I'm fucked.
Tim: Ha Ha. I got caught and now I'm secretary of the Treasury. Pay up bitch.
by beer thirty February 5, 2009
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infuriated

to be very angry or mad
i am infuriated that my phone scored with my girlfriend more then me.
by b quarter May 20, 2006
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self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.
'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''
by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011
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Inflated Hangin' Janes

Vag flaps that kind of drape on down... like a magicians' sleeves.
Dude, she was ridic hot, but her incredibly Inflated Hangin' Janes made you feel like you were driving it into a car wash...
by Flappy Tom December 30, 2009
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Inflated latex glove

when putting down an inflated latex glove, it is a signal that a female nearby wants anal penetration. Preferably used by medical assistants.
Hey Kylie, look at that hunk over there. Do you think I should put this inflated latex glove over there to let him know I want him?
by Bobby697 November 1, 2019
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