insteadigator

Like an instigator always has a plan, the insteadigator never wants to stick to the plan.

We were all supposed to meet at McHoulihan's Irish Pub but Jen is such an insteadigator we had to switch to Shotzi's Beer Haus.

by Free Ranger June 3, 2007

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Insteall

To obtain goods with the specific purpose of immediately installing them.

"I'm going to go insteall Monkey Island."

"Time to go insteall some new ram from Best Buy."

by Thenre April 3, 2013

Oh, So you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

This is a quote by the one and only.

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DIO!

DIO: Oh, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?

Jotaro: Sama....DIO

by A cool average guy December 21, 2021

insteal

To install a pirated piece of software.

"omg brb instealling micro$0ft vista i am hax0r ov 1337 plz"

by beast0rz July 29, 2008

when you write 'h' instead of 'n'

a horrible mistake

oh frick!

Friend: what, did you when you write 'h' instead of 'n'?

by makeasequeltoDannyPhantom November 30, 2017

when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo

imagine:

one day, your slave calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo. youre angry because he doesnt know the difference. you unleash big chungus on him and big chungus eats the universe. the end.

"dont you just hate it when someone calls you a weeaboo instead of a koreaboo?" i say.

by big boi gay January 31, 2019