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aggressive incompetence

A retail term used to describe stupid people in Louisiana, specifically people in New Orleans and Metairie. People whom get upset at other people for their own stupidity.
Joe ran a red light which caused a car accident and yelled at the innocent person for hitting his car. I looked to my friend and said, "see that? That is aggressive incompetence at it's finest."
by BaneCoven November 11, 2019
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Incompetence

A persona exemplified by George W. Bush.
Incompetence is very hard to define, but you sure know it when you see it like in this quote from George W. Bush:

"What I'm suggesting to you is, if you can't name the foreign minister of Mexico, therefore, you know, you're not capable of what you do. But the truth of the matter is you are, whether you can or not.
--George w. Bush

11/06/1999
as quoted in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer"
by FrereOP May 30, 2008
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Strategic Incompetence

Avoiding unwanted work by emphasizing one's own incompetence and/or praising someone else's greater competence.
"I would address the wedding invitations myself," said Cecile, in a dazzling display of strategic incompetence, "But my handwriting is practically illegible."
by YoshinoyaBeefBowl May 25, 2021
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bethesda-grade incompetence

Making something that could be good but ends up being terrible, but people enjoy it anyway; ignoring hundreds and hundreds of helpful suggestions; generally being a giant assclown that is clearly only worried about selling the bridge that you are currently burning while standing on.
The world fades from black. You sit in a wooden cart, surrounded by bandits. One of the bandits has terribly broken textures, and two others are incorrectly labelled as housecats. You shout out to God almighty "I think there's a mistake here!!" Suddenly, a feral pig jumps out of a bush and explodes, killing you. This is some Bethesda-grade incompetence.
by OldManBOMBIN August 1, 2019
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incompetence

A group of Montgomery County Public Schools (MCPS) staff or administrators.
You have a congress of owls, a herd of deer, and an incompetence of MCPS staff.
We were having a very productive meeting before we were joined by an incompetence of MCPS staff.
by Lemonjello Jones November 7, 2018
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incompetence

I wanted to add an update to my petition, but the website wasn't working correctly, and the webmaster suffers from such accute incompetence that I didn't even get an E-mail.
by Elkrampo7 October 1, 2006
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incompetant

Spelling used by douches who enjoy taking the focus off their intended target and onto their inadequacies in spelling a word about inadequacy.

Generally said person will also use words such as "useless", "stupid", "idiot", and "retard" in the same sentence, providing listeners with a wider description of the writer.
I hate my job, im managed by incompetant idiots who are too stupid to see my talent, and theyre useless retards, unlike me
by dumbtabulous November 12, 2009
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