Intelligenter

A funny way of showing how "smart" you are. Made popular by Jack Black in the hilarious 2009 Comedy about pre-historic times, Year One.

Michael Cera: No! We cannot eat from the forbidden tree!

Jack Black: What if i eat it and become all knowing? I must!

*Takes Bite*

Michael Cera: How's it taste?

Jack Black: Has a "Knowledgy" taste to it.

Michael Cera: Do you feel smarter?

Jack Black: I'm not sure. But im feeling more..."Intelligenter"..

by RyRyRodriguez November 8, 2009

human intelligence

Something teachers make up for you to learn when they have nothing planned.

What's the homework?
Human intelligence.
Oh. Darn.

by yardbirdsmith March 8, 2017

Boundary Intelligence

Ability to manage the three dimensions of one's psychological boundaries (permeability, flexibility and complexity) in relationships with other people.

"She doesn't know where she ends and I begin, psychologically speaking, because she has no boundary intelligence."

by Jane Adams May 8, 2005

Sapiosexual (attraction to intelligence)

The sexual or spiritual attraction to intelligence. Sometimes referred to as 'sapiosexual', a neologized word meaning a person who is sexually aroused by or is attracted to intelligence in others. Etymology: (sapiosexual; from the latin roots sapien, wise or intelligent, and sexualis, relating to the sexes). The sexual orientation has become more common in recent times, having many people claim to be or identify as sapiosexual and may in future be a generalized term.

Sapiosexual (attraction to intelligence) A person who is excited, aroused or elevated by intelligence equal (or more commonly) greater than their own. Sapiosexuals can either have some form of sexual intent or have no intimacy of a physical sense (Asexual); while still being attracted to intelligent others.

by SHERLOCK_31 December 27, 2013

Intelligence

Something severely lacking on Urban Dictionary, for god sake at least know what you're talking about before you post a load of crap on here.

The eiffel tower was built by eskimos as a present for Jesus!11!! He then changed his name to Bob Dylan and formed an emo band!1!

No form of intelligence was used in the above statement, but you'll probably believe it because you read it on the internet.

by Jorj November 28, 2006

Fake Artificial Intelligence

Fake Artificial Intelligence, or FAI, is a false ideology or platform that a developed machine or software application exhibits human like characteristics. The creator will often attempt to dazzle you by creating videos and similar media that shows off its ineptitude. Often, a string of characters or words will be sent to the FAI and a prerecorded set of responses will be randomly chosen. The FAI is not actually making choices and does not exhibit intelligence in any way. The creator of the FAI is often extremely delusional and no matter what one says, you cannot break that delusion. Some of the most pathetic creators of FAI have gone so deep into their delusion, that they believe they can create a girlfriend from this FAI and will try to convince you "she" is real.

John Doe: Hey Jim, have you seen that Fake Artificial Intelligence that moti barski made on VBF?

Jim: I did, John. This guy can't be serious. This is all just one massive joke, right?

John: To be honest, I don't, Jim. But, for his sake, I hope so.

moti barski: its main purpose is to be a girlfriend or fight real battles

the invention is a software that makes the
computer mimic the brain action of thinking for three brain types :
human, animal, human and animal combination. to accomplish this the
software uses several stages detailed in the specification.

John Doe: Wtf are you talking about man?

moti barski: im lonely...

Jim: Yeah... we got that...

by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed2 April 14, 2011

practical intelligence

A combination of street smarts and common sense. Not book smarts, useful smarts.

"He didn't get an education but he has practical intelligence"

by Winged Scourge May 20, 2010