scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.

I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!

by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011

swimming in the red sea

To perform oral sex on a woman while she is on her period.

Baby, I love you so much that for our anniversary, I'm gonna go swimming in the Red Sea.

by Grouch April 20, 2004

Living in the red

Living in the red is something you've always done, and you should never stop doing it.

Oooooh....ooooh....oooooh......oooooh
Don't stop living in the red
red, red, red, red, red, reeeeeeed

by FRISKY D1NGO October 29, 2008

Not welcome in the red states

To be gay / lesbian.

Did you hear? Susans no longer welcome in the red states!

by dkie May 8, 2005

parked in the red zone

When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.

Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked in the red zone...gotta wait till Friday.

by ltlredvxn June 1, 2005