Reverse Pigs in a Blanket

1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.

I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.

by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011

two pigs in a blanket

Much like docking: two un-circumsized men: one man puts the head of his penis, with foreskin over it, into another man's foreskin.

Tom, and bill were bored and decided to be adventurous and not just dock, but have two pigs in a blanket

by Daveystyles11 December 16, 2011

pigs in a blanket

Its when you rub your dick up and down the outside of a girls pussy (but inside the lips), hitting the clit with the head of your dick.

Give your girl a taste of pigs in a blanket, she will beg you for more!

by socalcutie July 19, 2010

Two pigs in a blanket

A slut male or female who's whore ass is so sloppy two dicks can easily cohabitate inside.

I'm surprised Jen isn't suffering from incontinent bowl. Last week at your dad's AA celebration she sat on the table and a bottle of Jim beam fell up her asshole! She can easily handle two pigs in a blanket!

by Scrunthole June 17, 2018

Pigs in a blanket

When you fuck a girl in the ass and pull out as quickly as possibly. The suction pulls out the lining of her colon around your dick making it look like a pig in a blanket. Later she must have it sewn back in.

I just pulled the pigs in a blanket on my girlfriend. She's goin in for surgery tomorrow.

by Vergalicious February 19, 2008

pigs in a blanket

This term is used when a man has sex with a woman's breasts. Also known as titty f*@k.

The man gave the woman pigs in a blanket when he put his penis in her breasts.

by D.Roberts April 21, 2006

Pigs in a Blanket

This phrase can be called out after any action or word that violates some rule and is not allowed to be said or done in public. You can call 'Pigs in a Blanket' on anything that you think is inappropriate; especially after racial or ethnic slurs.

An asian man is sitting near you on a bus.
Doug: Did you hear the one about the Japanese guy and the three prostitutes?
Tyler: Pigs in a blanket, man.

by TylerC November 23, 2006