head-imploding

Something that is so intensely amazing or spectacular that it can't be described by words. It causes one's mind to collapse inward on itself due to the sheer awesomeness.
Pete: Hey dude check out my tricked out ride!
Paul: Damn bro this thing is head-imploding!

or

Dan: Yo dude you won't believe this, but last night my girl was frisky and I became a man; I am a virgin no more.
Rob: Nice dude, how was it?
Dan: One word: Head-imploding
by MikeTheWise October 18, 2007
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Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.
WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!
by Matt Hirst March 17, 2007
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Imploding star

A person with the amazing ability to suck the vicinity completely clean of any productive attributes.

This is usually the result of an overwhelming lack of understanding combined with an extensive ability to confuse, but it can also be the result of being generally annoying in one way or another.
1 - Hey, how did the meeting go?

2 - Well, we made some great progress until Sarah appeared like an imploding star and turned the meeting into a black hole of logic and reasoning.

1 - again huh?

2 - yeah, we're back to discussing our main topic again
by Tintorera October 05, 2010
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Thermal imploder

When you overheat pizza rolls in the microwave and then stuff them up your girl's vag, only to then stomp down on her abdomen as hard as you can so they explode out of her pussy hole giving her third degree burns.

Sharing the pizza rolls over a candlelit dinner afterwards is optional.
The thermal imploder is great for a fun and low effort date night.
by NotJeremyCamp December 29, 2015
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imploding balls

this can happen when one ejaculates too frequently. one's testicles simply implode with quite a loud noise.
"was that kevin's thunderturds I just heard?"
"no, it's his imploding balls"
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
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Implodation

When so many things combine together and unfold, inside out explode. The inability to concentrate on one thing and analyze correctly, instead concentrating on so many things at once picking it all into separate pieces, they then collide together become one and Implode. Implodation occurs afterwards of course, when you cant even remember anything of the train of thought.
"What was I just saying? Implodation has occured". It does not count if you are just not to bright or not paying attention.
by AB(siNN3r) January 28, 2012
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Imploding toad

Is a significant other who uses pregnancy as an excuse for EVERYTHING...to include

* being rude, mean and abusive to all she comes in contact with
*blocks you on facebook everyother day
* break up with you every 10 minutes...then somehow making it your fault
*pregnancy is the cause of all actions, none of said actions were caused by her
*soul eater
*causes FLASHBACKS to middle and high school
*headaches
*nausea
*anxiety
* ........

RX:
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK
You need to dump that girl who is no good for your health, she is an imploding toad.
by Sunshinegrl July 14, 2017
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