Impaler

Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)

Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler

by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006

impaler

The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)

dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing
he should be called the impaler

by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006

The Impaler

A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).

Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.

by TheMysteriousCharmer June 6, 2016

impaloidian high

a mix of the words "imposter" (from among us) and "robloxian high" from the trendy game roblox. (very hit game!) It means the same thing as "imposter" just fancier.

CREW: I saw an impaloidian high vent!

SUS: oh brother.

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019

Vlad the Impaler

The male sex organ used to eject semen and urine out.

More commonly know as a "penis".

Vlad the Impaler invaded the Ottoman Empire.

by HulkNurseSMASH May 27, 2010

Vlad the Impaler

The nickname of Big Al, receiving this name from the extremely large penis he has. So gargantuan that in the process of sexual intercourse Al has impaled many of his ladies/victims going from the vagina straight through the brain.
It is also believed that this anomaly, I mean the pure massiveness of his penis, is the result of Big Al being the child of Chuck Norris.

Shit! Vlad the Impaler has struck again! Well boys I don’t think this bitch will be walking for a while.

by Lead_Ballz July 21, 2008