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im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.
"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"
by Krkič November 8, 2020
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When your boyfriend nuts in you, In a Concerning twist you say POGCHAMP but In a M. Night Shyamalan twist he is disturbed, what happens next?
IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME! It was just so good!
by eeewred2w3eftqw3ae May 11, 2021
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im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
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Im sorry, WHAT???

when someone says something so utterly stupid, so confusing, you say this
Gentleman 1: I ate a coke bottle
Gentleman 2: im sorry, WHAT???
by hello i like to define things February 11, 2023
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Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America

Something yelled by white trash while being arrested while wearing nothing but underpants.
Stan's dad was getting arrested and yelled Oh Im Sorry I Thought This Was America!
by WavedBrute July 21, 2011
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brad im sorry safe bredwin

hey brad this is my apology letter im extremely sorry for all the mean words im sorry brad

sorry by Kenzie
brad is actually really safe brad im sorry safe bredwin
by ozzytoe October 12, 2018
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aww im sorry fam

when ur trying to be thirsty/a good friend but u can’t decide
B: my arm fell off and now my gf is cheating on me with my pastor
G: aww im sorry fam
by butimnotbitter February 11, 2018
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