Ilona

Ilona is what you call a person who understands you perfectly and always manages to make your heart melt. Someone you feel super comfortable around with and in general love to spend time with.

-Where's the reply?
-Not now, I'm talking to Ilona.

by l4p1ssman December 19, 2021

ilona

an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.

has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.

friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.

she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.

she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.

WARNING: may bite. HARD.

"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"

by ilona (minimatronic) January 24, 2005

Ilona

Ilona is a name that represents someone that is a mixture of worlds most beautiful ethnicities. When she speaks, she has the most gentle voice and kind heart. Everywhere she goes she lets rays of pure joy shine through her . Also, Ilona has the most angelic face, it’s like she’s from heaven. If you ever see Ilona you will never forget her rare beauty and stunning hazel eyes.

Ilona - created in the image of God

by The.one.and.only.112 November 16, 2020

Ilona

A real sweet girl who always talks about her silly boyfriend or her passion for fashion.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.

Hey, when I grow up I wanna be like Ilona!

by cannabas November 24, 2010

Ilonah

She is remarkable. She is a mixture of everything in one. Ilonah is intelligent, has a beautiful face and a strong character. When you meet Ilonah, you will never forget her.

Ilonah is definitely indescribable.

by Leonardo McKnight June 9, 2021

ILONA

Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess

Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"

Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"

Guy1"Me niether!"

Guy2:"We should go check that out!"

Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."

Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!

by Chief_BS October 24, 2018

Ilona Answer

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.

ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?

by Ro_man September 15, 2011