ilf

"I laughed ferociously". Used by those who hate LMAO and LOL.

Cleo: yeah, he looks like a bald noah centineo
Kylie: OMG, ILF

by larry_wheee_whoopdeedoo April 18, 2020

ILF

I'm legitimately fapping. Used in those moments in which you can't hold a conversation with a friend because you are masturbating.

Kyle: yo, did you get that thing I sentcha?
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes

by Sobriquet318 January 18, 2012

Ilf Asif

the cutest person ever

ilf Asif is the cutest person to exist, he is amazing with his words and just ilf himself

by kmamma March 18, 2021

ILF-abet

The entire alphabet with ILF added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game resulting in much hilarity.

Teacher - Now Johnny, say the alphabet for the class
Johnny - A,B,C,G,F,X,Q
Teacher - Now Johnny, thats not the alpha bet
Johnny - I only know the ILF-abet:
AILF - Alien I'd Like to Fuck (good for the Star Trek and Star Wars fans)
BILF - Bitch I'd Like to Fuck (more like BILHF (hate)
CILF...you get the idea

by Bleejay January 9, 2009

M, ILF

Telling your mother you would like to fuck.

M, ILF = Mother , I would like to fuck

Mother: Tom, what would you like to do today?
Tom: M, ILF Hannah.
Mother: But you are too young to be fucking around!

by jaroiten June 3, 2010

tard-ilf

tard i'd like to fuck

betty is a hot ass tard-ilf

by mr poopy pants November 22, 2007

ILF whore

Someone who likes to get laid alot by MILFs or DILFs

Tokenss is a fucking man whore for all the ILFS out there, Tokenss: man im a fucking ILF whore for all those MILFs and DILFs

by `Scape December 20, 2008