by larry_wheee_whoopdeedoo April 19, 2020
I'm legitimately fapping. Used in those moments in which you can't hold a conversation with a friend because you are masturbating.
Kyle: yo, did you get that thing I sentcha?
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes
Keegan: ILF
Kyle: so you did then..I'll give you a three minutes
by Sobriquet318 January 14, 2012
by kmamma March 18, 2021
The entire alphabet with ILF added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game resulting in much hilarity.
Teacher - Now Johnny, say the alphabet for the class
Johnny - A,B,C,G,F,X,Q
Teacher - Now Johnny, thats not the alpha bet
Johnny - I only know the ILF-abet:
AILF - Alien I'd Like to Fuck (good for the Star Trek and Star Wars fans)
BILF - Bitch I'd Like to Fuck (more like BILHF (hate)
CILF...you get the idea
Johnny - A,B,C,G,F,X,Q
Teacher - Now Johnny, thats not the alpha bet
Johnny - I only know the ILF-abet:
AILF - Alien I'd Like to Fuck (good for the Star Trek and Star Wars fans)
BILF - Bitch I'd Like to Fuck (more like BILHF (hate)
CILF...you get the idea
by Bleejay January 09, 2009
Mother: Tom, what would you like to do today?
Tom: M, ILF Hannah.
Mother: But you are too young to be fucking around!
Tom: M, ILF Hannah.
Mother: But you are too young to be fucking around!
by jaroiten June 03, 2010
Tokenss is a fucking man whore for all the ILFS out there, Tokenss: man im a fucking ILF whore for all those MILFs and DILFs
by `Scape December 16, 2008