Iker Casillas

Best goal keeper in the entire world. He's no gay fag.

Did you see Iker Casillas stop that shot!?

by mrscarecrow July 12, 2010

Iker Casillas

Unbelievably sexy goalkeeper for the Spanish national team and Real Madrid. AKA, the best goalkeeper in the world.

The only reason I watch Real games is because that Iker Casillas is hella fine.

by Francesca17 August 4, 2008

Ikearrhoea

The diarrhoea like symptoms after eating any of the selection of foods from the IKEA cafè
Unlike generic diarrhoea, Ikearrhoea (Ikearrhea in the US) is found only in food consumed in or originating from an IKEA facility.

Michael; "Boss I can't come into work today, we went to IKEA at the weekend"
Boss; "Did you eat anything from there?"
Michael; "Yeah, and it seems I've got a serious bout of Ikearrhoea"

by gulfstreamertheV November 15, 2014

iserrr

A term used to describe an abnormally elongated pineapple.
Can also be used to describe something rare or exotic.
Sometimes spelled with two s's, and an amount of r's ranging from 3 to 9.

"I cannot believe you found that iserrr!"

"Be careful with that iserrr, it's precious to collectors!"

by nogo4570 November 30, 2022

Ikernia

An injury which is obtained when one lifts heavy things at Ikea.

OMG whats that black thing sticking out of your side?!

I lifted a Billy Bookcase, I think Ive given myself an Ikernia!!

by GillyBilly September 2, 2010

Iker

Iker is a unique name, and some tend to be very quiet, rude and not open about themselves. They like to stay within the friends they already know and struggle to open up to new people. They usually have trusting issues because they often have had a lot of let downs. Once you are his friend you will see how charming and sweet he is. He might act different around new people. Ikers tend to be cute and sometimes even hot. Most of the Ikers are hispanic.

Iker is so cute!

That Iker kid is so different

by Paige1205 November 30, 2018

Iker

Has a big dick and many friends. Has humongous muscles, gets all the babes. And has a loser friend name James. James is basically a short midget, That trys to get a woman named white eraser.But she rejected him. SO Iker has big muscles and will steal ur girl.

Iker has big muscles

by Jack Manny8283636 June 1, 2020