Ikearrhoea

The diarrhoea like symptoms after eating any of the selection of foods from the IKEA cafè
Unlike generic diarrhoea, Ikearrhoea (Ikearrhea in the US) is found only in food consumed in or originating from an IKEA facility.

Michael; "Boss I can't come into work today, we went to IKEA at the weekend"
Boss; "Did you eat anything from there?"
Michael; "Yeah, and it seems I've got a serious bout of Ikearrhoea"

Ikearrhoea by gulfstreamertheV November 15, 2014

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idearrhea

The inability to stop ideas from exiting one's mouth the second they enter one's head.

professor - "So the position of each word in the string carries meaning. It's kind of like... did anyone ever diagram sentences in English class?"

random student - "That reminds me! I've always wanted to learn shorthand. Does anyone know a good book about learning shorthand?"

students trying to learn - "Another class derailed by explosive idearrhea."

idearrhea by organizer1 December 9, 2008

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Ikearrhoea • Idearrhea

Idearrhea

A condition resulting in the excessive and unstoppable flow of ideas, usually in regards to being a student in a Masters of Architecture program and being struck by inspiration.

David jumped excitedly from his chair exclaming "wow, I'm just vomiting ideas today!"
"Sounds like a case of explosive idearrhea to me!" said Collin.

Idearrhea by CMW October 8, 2003

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Idearrhea

When somebody has a bad or shitty idea, it is considered idearrhea.

That guy has nothing but bad ideas. Such idearrhea, I tell you.

Idearrhea by bluzebrother11 May 30, 2014

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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