iTard

iDiots that have bought in to the marketing campaign that everything Mac is superior. Additionally they remind the rest of us of their gullibility at every opportunity, droning on about how their iMac, iPod, iPhone works better and faster than any other device ever made.

Tim told me, again, how superior his iPhone is to every other phone ever made. iTard!

by rufrknkiddnme January 15, 2008

Izard

a cool layed back family with a really hot older daughter but a hotter youngger child

The Izards are the coolest family ever!!!!!

by rela awesomeness April 29, 2012

idarb

Soccer with crack and cocaine AT THE SAME TIME ; it's a video game.

I played idarb and had a seizure while playing it cause that game is waaayyyy to insane.

by RundownTman November 29, 2015

Idadicalism

Embracing life change through contentment of the times now, tomorrow, and the year 2050. A combination of the Radicalism and Realism ideologies.

Have you embraced the social change of Idadicalism yet?

by Will Clark May 21, 2008

iTard

Someone who is a part of Apple's marketing scheme of false heterosexuality. Owning any Apple hardware automatically associates a person with this group of "gifted" individuals who can do nothing but talk about how great their useless, overpriced piece of shit is. iTards have no sense of reality and therefore often believe they aren't listening to Hanson on their iPod. Do not let any iTards touch electronics you own, as they will likely fuck it up within 5 minutes.
iTards are likely to not change their ways, as they are spending their parents' money to be affiliated with a group of douchebags, not to buy an actual product. The best way to take care of an iTard is to spit in their face.

iTard: Dude, I just spent two thousand dollars of my parents' money to buy an iPhone and Mac. Neither of them work, but now I feel so cool!

Anyone with an IQ above 35: Man, you're such a tool.

by Nathan Francis December 21, 2007

icard

Sexy as fuck

Ufff icard

by Icard June 4, 2020

iTard

An iTard is someone that bought a Mac thinking that it would be easier to use than a PC. The problem is, the PC is not too difficult to use, the user is just too dumb to own a computer.

iTard: I just got my new iMac and it won't come on.
Tech: Did you press the power button?
iTard: Yes.
Tech: What happens when you press it?
iTard: Nothing happens. The screen stays black.
Tech: Did you plug the power cord into the wall?
iTard: Plug the what in where?

by C@pt March 13, 2009