Ice Skating

Taking a frozen object, i.e. a popsicle, and rubbing it around the sensitive regions of the body. Usually used on area around the vagina, but is also commonly used on the anuses of both sexes.

Dude, Lindsey saw me eating this popsicle the other day, and she wanted me to go ice skating on her. Needless to say, her vaj tasted like grape for hours.

by Omnipotent69 January 10, 2009

Ice skating

The action of fucking someone for their fame.

This girl’s ice skating.

by Max_L June 14, 2018

ice skating

ice skating is when you amputate a guy's dick by freezing it, solidifying it, and stepping on it. Spoiler: It will DEFINITELY fall off and bleed. Epic revenge for being cheated on!

OMG, my boyfriend cheated on me and I am sooo pissed! Time to go ice skating on his dick. He deserves a bleeding cock!!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 8, 2019

Ice-Skating

To rub warm butter around your partner's vulva with the tip of your foot.

I'd love to go Ice-Skating but I'm afraid i might slip and injure myself.

by Cthuluface January 20, 2010

ice skating friends

Friends with a distrustful relationship. Friendship that is on thin ice. At any moment the ice might crack and one friend suspects the other ice skating friend will trip them, push them under the ice, and let them drown.

Jennifer sneaks and does things behind Crystal's back. Crystal knows what Jennifer is up to, but plays dumb and still hangs out with her. Crystal knows her and Jennifer are just ice skating friends, to be cautious of any opportune cracks in the ice, guard herself, and trip Jennifer first if she makes any sudden movements.

by TheBetterIceSkater November 5, 2013

ice skating fanny bandit

Expanding on the term fanny bandit, the term "Ice Skating Fanny Bandit" was coined during a glorious facebook comment war. The term itself implies a gratuitous amount of homosexuality and a general sense of unmanliness towards the recipient. The term is also very versatile in the fact that it contains a small sense of sophistication and lacks more vulgar terms compared to other similar insults such as queer, ass pirate, and cock lover.

Alex: "That Ed kid is such an ice skating fanny bandit for not going to the game with us."

by Alex U. October 2, 2007

ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016