The act of spreading your partner's (male or woman) butthole, taking your pinky finger and digging it their butthole and pulling out a piece poop. After achieving the shit proceed to chew and swallow it.
Frank: Dude why the fuck you miss the party last night?
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...
Bill: I was Ice Fishing with this nasty bitch last night.
Frank: Really
Bill: Yeah mother fucker it was so cash, her shit tasted like chocolate.
Frank: Word...
by Alex The Master December 28, 2009
Get the Ice Fishing mug.A disgusting sexual act similar to ice fishing. When one goes ice fishing, it is usually necessary to cut a hole in the ice before inserting one's pole. In the sexual act, one must cut a hole in the victim and then proceed to have intercourse with the fresh hole. The victim is either dead or dying during ice fishing.
by froke June 22, 2004
Get the ice fishing mug.Ice Fishing refers to a sexual act in which a man stabs himself in the nutsack with an ice pick at the precise moment of ejaculation. The point of entry is wholly up to the individual, and may include either testicle or simply the scrotum itself.
"Hey man, did you hear Dave went ice fishing with Megan up at the lake?" "Really, did he catch anything?" "Well she's a filthy trollop so probably Chlamydia!"
by Mister Higgins August 1, 2006
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A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
Get the ice fishing mug.Driving around with Mexican flags or other Mexican things on your car, in hopes of being pulled over by ICE and wasting their time (usually done by white people).
by teacupgoldfish February 8, 2026
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1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
1. Doing something but not getting anything accomplished. 2. Not hitting on shit. Going 90 mph but sitting still. 3. Doing a pile of work for no particular reason and having nothing to show for it. 4. People who plan all these wonderful things do shitloads of work and nothing happens when the plan is put into motion. Imagine the fact that someone has planned an ice fishing trip in July. What sense does that make.
Man would you look at him sitting over there talking to that applicant. Yah I know man that joker is not qualified it's almost like watching someone ice fishing in july. You know he has like been planning all this asshaterey for the longest time...And guess what? It's not going to happen. Yeah like planning ice fishing in July. What a jackass.
by pantyteamaster August 5, 2009
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We told the wives we were going to ice fishing camp. I forgot my ice fishing gear at home, but I got my bourbon and shotguns.
by Bobby4x July 3, 2021
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