IBD

International baccalaureate diploma .

A new type of qualification that it internationally recognised. A few places in the UK do it, and you take it instead of A levels.

Instead of taking 6 A levels, I'm taking the IBD.

by EllieLindan June 19, 2011

IBD

Stands for Instant Boner Death

When she fart during sexy time, "Damn babe that's IBD!!!!"

by WolfBearBoi July 7, 2016

IBD

IBD
Itchy Balls Disorder

A disorder where whenever a guy takes his pants off he instantly has the urge to scratch his nuts cuz their itchy.

Dude 1: Hey when I lied down with her in bed last night I couldn't stop scratching... Made her so mad
Dude 2: Man.. You got IBD

by Smartiez January 13, 2017

IBD

ACRONYM

Improvised Bating Device;

Using common household items to create a device to assist one in bating.

"Will used a towel, latex glove, and vaseline to make an IBD."

by AlphaDawg1775 August 12, 2009

IBD

Acronym:
Insanely Bad Dump
or
Immmensly Bungling Dung
or
Itinerant Bowel Disease
or
Intestine Blowing Doo-Doo

2. Onomonopia
The actual sound that an I.B.D. makes.

1.
Kevin - "Ugh, I gotta poop"
Kelechi - "Is it gonna be an I.B.D?"
Kevin - "yes"

2.

Kevin - "Ugh, I gotta poop"
Kelechi - "What sound will it make?"
Kevin - "IBD, IBD, IBD"

by myspace.com/submitmovement August 6, 2009

ibd

I be dere
Short for "I'll be there"
A colloquial phrase used to express intent of being in attendance

Jessica: "You want to come to check out my friend's pop-out bakery?"

Me: "ibd"

by tyronec March 10, 2021

ibd

acronym for "i'd be down"
used to indicate you're interested in something that may or may not happen

friend: "i'm thinking of going to the movies this weekend. wanna join?"
you: "ibd"

by LARAUJO March 28, 2024