a dumbass website which induces side effects that include bouts of 'insanity', 'rage', 'suicidal thoughts' and more.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Be prepared to die when you go onto the site.
Example:
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
Tim: Oh my god, why is Timmy destroying the school's government-funded tiny-ass laptops?
Tom: Oh, he was forced to do IXL for 3 hours and he just lost it.
Tim: Oh, that explains a lot! Just the other day, He had to go to hospital in critical condition due to brain damage. Sad.
by blueberry_pancakes January 17, 2019
A terrible (worse than terrible) math and language arts website that teachers assign to their students so they get paid more
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things
SIDE EFFECTS:
Self-abuse, suicidal thoughts and/or actions, computer damage, and many other things
by joshyyyyaboymate February 26, 2019
Stupid ass bitch ass website that causes more deaths than anything in the world. Apparently in the App Store it has good ratings but we need to stop that. If u are on apple go there and give it a thumbs down. Plz no one likes that website and teachers do. We need to REBELL
Do you know that that dumbass website called IXL has more deaths than anything in the world
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit
It causes Eye Ligma
A lot of kids suicide from that shit
by IXL is gay April 04, 2019
1. A time when you do something wrong and get hit hard or complete something frustrating and barely get rewarded
2. A thing teachers use so kids in school kill themselves over frustration and somethings that is useless And barely helps you learn
2. A thing teachers use so kids in school kill themselves over frustration and somethings that is useless And barely helps you learn
1. Bob: I just ixled
Randy: I know that sucks
2. Bob: Well after that torture I ixled
Randy: go back to the shock theory chair
Randy: I know that sucks
2. Bob: Well after that torture I ixled
Randy: go back to the shock theory chair
by Toxicdue October 18, 2017
A website that teachers use to anally rape kids with a sledgehammer and make them want to fucking die.
*Principal walks into class*
Principal: Why are all the kids hanging from nooses?
Teacher: Oh, I assigned some IXL
Principal: Why are all the kids hanging from nooses?
Teacher: Oh, I assigned some IXL
by thatsuicidalgingercunt February 28, 2019
A hellhole website that is torture for children, you lose a shit load of points if you get a question wrong and you get very little points when you get a question right. You are forced to deal with a smartscore and a timer which is just gonna make kids even more stressed out. The explanations when you answer a question wrong are bullshit and don't give understanding information. I swear IXL has a bunch of trick questions, moral of the story is, IXL is bullshit and is bad for children, it doesn't teach you anything and all it does is make you stressed out. IXL should be called IXHell.
P.S. do not be fouled by the innocent website cover, they used that as a scare-tactic to get you to use the program thinking it's an innocent and easy website.
P.S. do not be fouled by the innocent website cover, they used that as a scare-tactic to get you to use the program thinking it's an innocent and easy website.
by Firealarm4 May 28, 2020
