IMDS

The worst software designed for collection of maintenance information.

The interface was designed by a Chimpanzee injected with a drug cocktail found in a Soviet-era bunker in Uzbekistan. Who then shot itself with a revolver sitting in its tire swing (ruled a suicide.)

If you make too many mistakes, leadership signs you up for weekend duty for making them look bad.

NCO: “Did you write up those jobs in IMDS?”

Airman: “No it’s down.”

NCO: “GOD you SUCK!”

by FatKidFallingDownStairs December 12, 2021

INMDS

Acronym that stands for I need my dick sucked

Person 1: inmds
Person 2: whip it out baby boy

by Help a brother out and smd August 23, 2018

ijwmdstin

I just want my dick sucked til I nut

I want you to suck my dick til I nut in your mouth ijwmdstin

by Kayla’Jo December 29, 2018

ijwmdstmtc

i just want my dick sucked till my toes curl

ijwmdstmtc right now

by ijwmdstmtc April 12, 2020

ijwmdsbacgly

I just want my dick sucked by a cute girl like you.

“Fr ijwmdsbacgly”

by jadeh June 29, 2020

IMDS

IMDS or Internal Motion Dynamics in Security is a descriptive acronym, defined as the North-South and East-West traversal of data in a network when compromised by a hacker (someone who has smuna). Recently a large sports device manufacturer was hacked by a smuna sufferer and the hacker deployed retarded semen syndrome into the network, utilising IMDS techniques. It is clear that the person who coined the North-South and East-West paradigms, rather than the correct acronym, suffers from smuna as well and should be shot.

We have been hacked, deploy the anti IMDS beacon!
When we tested cracking our network, it turned out that IMDS techniques could be used to inject retarded semen syndrome into the network

by honneamise October 29, 2020

iwdsbbilmftmawmt

i wanna die so bad but i love my friends to much and would miss them

man iwdsbbilmftmawmt yk

by soupydoupy August 27, 2022