Item

It means penis

Put the item away!!

by hoedduk May 31, 2024

Item

It means penis

Put the item away!!

by hoedduk May 31, 2024

Item of shame

The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.

When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame

by Kitkatkate November 10, 2009

Item 9

Item 9 IS the bees knees!

BHOhashweedTHCpurityitem 9

by Some dude! July 29, 2015

item rape

What happens in any Mario Kart game when you get hit with a bunch of red and green shells, obstacles, and blue shells at the same time bringing you from 1st to 8th/12th. Brings the anger out of you instantly.

Guy: Yes! I'm gonna win the r-*crash by red shell*, *crash by green shell*, *blue shell explosion*, *falls off cliff*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Item rape!

by DKsDownBIntheAir July 6, 2009

Item 9

another name for marijuana

used in pineapple express ( Item 9 )

by EBeast October 23, 2008

item 9

item nine is a slang term for marijuana made popular by the hit film "pineapple express"

item 9 is the SHIT you should send this out to the whole world

by Weimertime October 17, 2008