The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.

When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame

Item of shame by Kitkatkate November 10, 2009

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Item 9

Item 9 IS the bees knees!

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Item 9 by Some dude! July 29, 2015

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item rape

What happens in any Mario Kart game when you get hit with a bunch of red and green shells, obstacles, and blue shells at the same time bringing you from 1st to 8th/12th. Brings the anger out of you instantly.

Guy: Yes! I'm gonna win the r-*crash by red shell*, *crash by green shell*, *blue shell explosion*, *falls off cliff*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Item rape!

item rape by DKsDownBIntheAir July 6, 2009

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Item 9

another name for marijuana

used in pineapple express ( Item 9 )

Item 9 by EBeast October 23, 2008

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