Iowyace

Its more like what monks do on the mountain on a bright September afternoon

"Yo Gregory lets go iowyace that ho up at that monestary fo shizzle"

by jbde December 2, 2011

Iowa nice

The, perhaps satirically named, phenomenon found among Iowa natives of remaining surface-deep at all times. Many Iowans will ask you how you are, but make no mistake, they don’t want an honest or detailed answer. Some bland response is required. Expressing opinions or taking stances on really any topic will be met with iciness. Iowans are repressed and judgmental. “Iowa nice” means let’s not actually connect in any human way, but rather, let’s avoid confrontation at any cost.

Our neighbors are Iowa nice. We’ve lived next door to them for fifteen years. They don’t know anything about us and they haven’t asked, either.

by making it through another day January 17, 2022

Iowa Slip n Slide

The act of sliding down a slip and slide that a bunch of naked dudes are standing over. As you slide down your face slaps into the dudes dick and balls.

Matt slid underneath a gantlet of naked dudes and thought himself "this is a nice Iowa Slip N Slide."

by flaworkhorse July 12, 2018

Iowa City West

Iowa city west is one of the worst schools in Iowa. Shitty sports teams and even worse people. Not to mention all of the students are ugly as shit.

“Hey where do you go to school?”
“Iowa city West”
“Burn in hell”

by Bruh72 April 14, 2020

Iowa scream

A way of describing a scream or roar that was significantly angry or vicious. its called the Iowa scream because the lead singer of Slipknot Corey Taylor, would legitimately scream and yell during the recording on their second album titled Iowa, instead of using screaming methods, resulting and a significantly angry and violent vocal delivery that permanently damaged his voice.

"dude, mike lost his shit last night"
"i know right! he pulled an iowa scream and everything!?

by baeyhh August 30, 2020

Iowa unit

An Iowa Unit is a measurement of weight for large women. One Iowa Unit = 100 pounds

My boy Kelee went out so hard last night that he brought back a bitch that was at least 3 Iowa units. She broke his bed. And we broke his balls.

by spideyskin April 19, 2021

iowno

lazy shorthand for "i don't know"

"hey amber, you gonna take a shot with me?"
"iowno!"

by ilikegreeneyeballs March 18, 2008