Ion 

It is what idiots use to replace I don't know,but little did the know it is a particle that is a atom or molecule a net positive or negative electrical charge.

"Ion know John." Says the Slang User
"You are an idiot." Says the Intellectual

Ion by dankboiii June 10, 2016

ion 

An atom or molecule with an unequal number of protons and electrons, yielding a charge.

When salt is added to water it dissolves by breaking into it's conjugate ions.

ion by devmodesquad January 15, 2008

Ion 

A way of saying "I don't."

Emily: Why are you spreading lies about me?
Veronica: Ion lie

Ion by avaq January 9, 2019

ion 

the dumbest shit since since the fucking cringe of Logan Paul

p1; ion what to do

p2; i known what u should do?
p1; what?
p2; kill yourself for being so fucking dumb

ion by DADDY BABY MAMA June 6, 2018

Ion 

It is used for idiots who don’t know how to spell “I don’t”

Ion know about you but I’m feelin 22

Ion by Frankie geee October 27, 2019

ion 

Ion; the Internation Order of Ninjas.
The Internation Order of Ninjas is a non-profit organization dedicated to the betterment of ninjas world wide. They aid in the exploration of the "Theorial Plain" in which all ninjas must abide in order to gain the skills necesary for the physical, mental, and most importantly, spiritual control that one must have to live as a ninja.

No, I do not belong to the federation of killacon, but rather to the ION.

ion by UberChoob May 30, 2006

ion 

it is a lazy way of saying i don't. i don't know how that makes any sense.

ion wanna babysit

ion by monamona July 7, 2018