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invert

A paintball company that makes markers, pants, etc.

I believe that the company is owned by Empire Paintbll
Hey did you see the new new invert marked
by joe the third January 20, 2009
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similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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Penis erreted from the anus.
Man Micheal! You got a big invert huh!
by John Matt June 17, 2003
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a person who has a innocent and wholesome personality, but is hardcore when it comes to sex (and a total top).
or
a person who has a hardcore personality, but is sweet and caring when it comes to bed (and a total bottom).
Phil Lester seems sweet in soft but everyone knows that a soft invert top.
by Fun_times_nope June 15, 2018
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When something is so cringe or embarrassing that you physically contract or wince.
" There's toilet paper on her shoe... INVERT! "
" that's so embarrassing, I'm inverting "
*group in unison* " invert "
by sunnysunny22 January 4, 2019
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"Why is that guy in denim short-shorts and cowboy boots getting into a racist argument with a kangaroo?"

"Cause he's an Invert. They don't get a lot of oxygen to the brain down there."
by jimwkejnwekdkwe May 13, 2019
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a man who is completely bald on top but with a considerably sized full beard, this making his head look "inverted."
my dad decided to shave off his thinning hair but continued to grow his beard, now he is an invert.
by vindaloon May 27, 2023
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