Injured Flamingo

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.

Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.

by Huff dawg January 20, 2009

injur-Wii

An injury you incur when playing a game on the Wii.

"Man, I pulled a muscle bowling on the WII last night."

"Talk about an injur-Wii."

by Sweetmarisa936 December 18, 2008

Injured generation

A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys

Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»

by Ulf2712 November 13, 2018

Injured snow goose

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.

I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.

by Juiceton hymen August 9, 2017

ivermectin-injured

Adjective - Harmed by the use of Ivermectin. Symptoms: Degraded cognitive reasoning, emotional instability, an ability to believe contradictory ideas simultaneously, anger at immigrants & other minorities, support for Russia & Trump.

Noun - someone who has been harmed by Ivermectin (probably American)

"One of the Ivermectin-injured told me that Trump is on a mission from God"

by Bobafettucine May 1, 2024

injurous

A person who is often injured; one with a history of injuries

I would've drafted Mark Prior, but he's too injurous.

If Grant Hill wasn't so injurous, he'd be surefire Hall of Famer.

by Sidd Singhal May 12, 2007

Injured Peacock

The person, or people, in the office who, like a literally injured peacock, make a lot of noise and ruffle alllll their feathers (and yours too) to give the illusion of being ~super~ productive, but actually achieving fuck all.

Person 1: Wow, that Dale has been racing about on the phone all day! He looks super busy!
Person 2: Um no, he's an Injured Peacock; making all the noise and flapping about the place but not actually doing anything.

by Suburban_mo May 23, 2016