Ilf

a new way to call someone a fuckwad

Person 1: "remember when you dated that ilf?"
Person 2: "what's an ilf?"
Person 1: "it means fuckwad."

by TwistyLlama May 28, 2019

ilf

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F irihenun

im such an ilf and i want to fuck ur dad while we do hakuru

by lokingsuck666 February 27, 2021

-ilf

A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"

by Dan Patterson October 18, 2005

_ILF

Replace _ with persons initial.

_ILF, replaced with S, SILF: Sally I'd Like (to) Fuck.
_ILF, replaced with T, TILF: Terrance I'd Like (to) Fuck.

by SILF July 20, 2009

-ilf

A suffix for "I'd like to fuck"

"You put ANYTHING infront of -ilf dude!"

by Dan Patterson October 17, 2005

Ilf Asif

the cutest person ever

ilf Asif is the cutest person to exist, he is amazing with his words and just ilf himself

by kmamma March 18, 2021

ILF-abet

The entire alphabet with ILF added at the end allowing you to come up with several options and could be played as a drinking game resulting in much hilarity.

Teacher - Now Johnny, say the alphabet for the class
Johnny - A,B,C,G,F,X,Q
Teacher - Now Johnny, thats not the alpha bet
Johnny - I only know the ILF-abet:
AILF - Alien I'd Like to Fuck (good for the Star Trek and Star Wars fans)
BILF - Bitch I'd Like to Fuck (more like BILHF (hate)
CILF...you get the idea

by Bleejay January 9, 2009