International Baccalaureate Program, a high school program for exceptionally gifted students, designed to transform once intelligent creative students into conformists of an international curriculum. This program is known for causing ridiculously high stress levels, mutual hatred and competition amongst it's students, repeated mental breakdowns, bloodshed, lack of a social life, and the mastery of bullshitting your way through things.
IB students are typically extremely masochistic and rarely sleep. It is also known to have made students who once felt quite smart to feel quite stupid, thus greatly lowering their self-esteems.
Another name for IB is hell.
IB students are typically extremely masochistic and rarely sleep. It is also known to have made students who once felt quite smart to feel quite stupid, thus greatly lowering their self-esteems.
Another name for IB is hell.
Non-IB student: Hey you want to go hang out tonight?
IB student: Sorry, I can't. I have a chemistry formal report due tomorrow, I have to read about 100 pages for biology, read an entire Shakespeare play, write a research paper about Stalin, do an entire chapter of calculus, and volunteer for 8 hours too.
Non-IB student: Damn.
IB student: Sorry, I can't. I have a chemistry formal report due tomorrow, I have to read about 100 pages for biology, read an entire Shakespeare play, write a research paper about Stalin, do an entire chapter of calculus, and volunteer for 8 hours too.
Non-IB student: Damn.
by Pathetic IB student September 01, 2008
Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate is in reality a cleverly disguised plot to steal the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students. Pros include mad bs'ing skills
See also: Academic Suicide
See also: Academic Suicide
by Daae Diva March 31, 2005
Commonly thought to be a magnet program, International Baccalaureate is in reality a cleverly disguised plot implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes to steal the souls, sleep, and free wills of high school students. Pros include mad bs'ing skills.
Also see: Academic Suicide
Also see: Academic Suicide
by spliteye835 February 19, 2010
A dangerously fatal disease whose side effects include but are not limited to: A soulless existence, insomnia due to the persistent feeling of not having completely finished all work, a "brain-dead" state, a shattered self-esteem, a falsified interest in life as a result of TOK, an endless cycle of procrastination, which left untreated could lead to mental instability, insanity, or fatality.
"It was nice knowing Sujen," says Speaker 1
"The IB got the best of him...he fought so valiantly" says speaker 2
"He shall not be forgotten. May he rest in peace, and let the IB be eradicated before more perish" says speaker 3.
"The IB got the best of him...he fought so valiantly" says speaker 2
"He shall not be forgotten. May he rest in peace, and let the IB be eradicated before more perish" says speaker 3.
by awesomeib October 22, 2011
IB the program which will end the earth because of all the paper it makes kids waste everyday for no reason. The main reason it is dying.
IB Teacher: Class I don't need you 12 page essays any more. I have no use for it.
Class of 30 throws away 360 pieces of paper away.
Class of 30 throws away 360 pieces of paper away.
by phoneforuse April 03, 2011
irritable bowel syndrome (ibs) is highly embarrassing for those affected.
the slightest change of diet or sign of stress can cause immense shame, anxiety.
If you know someone who suffers from ibs reach out, show them you value their personality, tell them you will never judge them on their shit.
the slightest change of diet or sign of stress can cause immense shame, anxiety.
If you know someone who suffers from ibs reach out, show them you value their personality, tell them you will never judge them on their shit.
"honey, hows your ibs doing these days? you know i don't give a shit about your shit. lets have a funky shower and lie down now. what do you say?"
by Krkič October 31, 2020
A program created in an attempt to control the minds of the youths of the future, implemented by Swiss lawn gnomes, by preventing their exposure to the outside world.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
The state goals of the program are to provide students with an education rounded out accross five program areas ("groups") - including Language 1, Language 2, Social Sciences, Science, Math, and Art/Option. Additional elements of the program include CAS (a system used to force students out of the house once in a while), ToK (philosophy) and Extended Essay.
In an attempt to shove too much information down the throats of students, the program ends up significantly improving the core skill required to succeed in IB: Bullshit. The phrase I.B. therefore I B.S. comes from this.
by xypher April 22, 2005