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I felt cold, so I left.

A diplomatic way of saying "f*** you" when someone is ignoring you, being rude to you, giving you the cold shoulder, boring you with superficial talk, not showing they care, being cold and insensitive, etc.
The statement doesn't have anything to do with the weather but everything to do with how warm and caring someone is towards you, how interested is a person in your conversation.
He/She ignored me the whole time. I felt cold, so I left.

He/She doesn't care. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me the cold shoulder. I felt cold, so I left.
He/She gave me a sly look. I felt cold, so I left.
by O'Hara Eyes October 25, 2018
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Am i right or am i left

An extremely stupid pun that everyone hates and the person who says it has lowered his bar by a lot.

The person who says it normally laughs and thinks it was a smart and fun joke.
1+1=3 Aint right, its left.

OMG I can't believe Trump is president, am I right or am I left?
by troytyggis55 January 9, 2017
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i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?
by Tipp Ex September 10, 2009
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i bet my left nut on it!

a bet you feel you cant lose. a guaranteed win of a bet thus there's no way i'd be able to pay you with my bollock
the sun will come up in the morning i bet my left nut on it!!!
by sir curly February 5, 2007
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I think I might have left the blender turned on

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.
(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*
by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011
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Why I left the left

Anna Kasparian left the left because someone is buying off or co opting the people I have named here and bringing them under the banner of this new religious propaganda wing of online conservatism. I named her after her debate with Ben Shapiro and she started to shift and NOW the transformation is complete. It could be that people started doing the thing they are doing to me to her and now someone has been pulling people out to buy their silence. Could be that the threat of being associated with me is so great they can leverage that to get people to go alone with it.
Hym "And what the online liberal retards don't understand about this why I left the left thing is that your DEI is gone now. Your trannies are gone. None of that shit. If the conservatives win, they will control the supreme court for the next 70 years. No you will not add more seats. That's a ridiculous thing to think. You are not getting those abortion rights back. No Kamala's strategy of coasting on anecdotes about her upbringing and meaningless vaguery about opportunity economy is not going to win an election. You wouldn't have won the last on without the mass mail-in voting. And the fact that they are doing this out in the open means our politics aren't even real. Not even a little bit. You're arguing about how a play is going to end. Whatever she says about why she left is a lie. Just like how everything Tulsi Gabbard said was a lie."
by Hym Iam October 16, 2024
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