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I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
by Hankscolts November 13, 2011
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I_take_it_serious

i_take_it_serious is a depressed human whose friend died,he used to win most of the ratio.i_take_it_serious is top 18 ratio winner,he is also a good debater,but when it comes to Goku versus the world anime verse.i_take_it_serious is used to be a memer,low memer.
Person 1:*Makes a video of a diss of something i_take_it_serious likes*

I_take_it_serious:*Makes even better diss*

Person 1:*Gets mad*
by The World Disser March 11, 2021
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Now I got some serious Assues

The cumulative anal damage if your partner goes and switches toilet paper brands on you, or you over-killed on the hot sauce the night before. The merge of the word Ass and Issues.
Ah man, why did she do it. We were out of toilet paper and she brought home the cheap brand. Now I got some serious Assues.

Damn that habanero sauce was killer!! Now I got some serious Assues.
by vikchop June 19, 2010
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The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you.

An insane quote by Thanos to Ronan.
Ronan: "I only ask that you take this matter seriously."

Thanos: "The only matter I do not take seriously, BOY, is you. Your politics bore me! Your demeanor is that of a pouting child. And apparently you alienated my favorite daughter, Gamora. I shall honor our agreement, Kree, if you bring me the Orb. But return to me again empty handed and I will bathe the star-ways with your blood."
by ZaneyP00 May 29, 2022
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I didn't ask for a sermon

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.
Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.
by Emitts79 June 14, 2011
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man, i love hk. his server h

his server is what? his server IS WHAT? TELL ME
TELL ME NOW
TELL ME WHAT HIS SERVER IS
NOOOO HK
I'LL NEVER KNOW
*SOBBING*
"man, i love hk. his server h"
"shut up"
by i feel a good i have a cool April 22, 2021
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Man I love HK, his server h

When you love HK and his server h
“Man I love HK, his server h”
I know right!”
by LovelyPrincess123 April 22, 2021
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