I'm Gay

The words no father ever wants to hear

Son: Hey dad...
Dad: Yes son?
Son: I think I'm gay...
...
Dad: Leave.

by Anonymous123456Anon August 15, 2008

i'm gay

you're gay.

Hayley: I'm gay.
John: Yea you're gay.

by chiccyo April 18, 2018

Move I'm Gay

A term used by a homosexual when they are urgently trying to get to a location in the fastest time possible.

Steve needed to get through the crowd, so he yelled "Move I'm Gay", which opened up the crowd as if they were the red sea.

by peanutbuttershake May 3, 2018

Basically I'm Gay

A 45-minute masterpiece by YouTuber Daniel Howell where he officially comes out as gay. In this video, he shares many important things, including some of his difficult childhood experiences and thoughts on labeling sexuality. At the time of posting he had over 6 million subscribers. Many people found this video incredibly powerful and, in result, the phandom was in tears. We are all proud of Dan!

Me: "OMG Dan came out, I'm so happy for him!"
Friend: "I need to watch it what's the video called"
Me: "'Basically I'm Gay'"

by blaise_ June 28, 2019

i'm gay for the egg

A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.

Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!

by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray February 1, 2021

sorry but i'm gay

A phrase used by heterosexuals to reject the person who's trying to ask them out on a date without having to say "no" in order to spare them the pain of rejection.

Ugly girl: Hey, baby you're cute, would you like to go out

sometime?

Guy: Sorry but i'm gay

Ugly girl: faggot

by 2good4you March 30, 2010

I'm gay on that shit

To express one's love for an object

Dude did you see that station wagon with the wood paneling, I'm gay on that shit!

by scavenger type December 17, 2008