hypnotoad

A toad capable of hypnosis through tel... ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!

I don't see what's so special abot th...ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!!

by scotsman_too_hotsman September 19, 2009

hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny

damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too

by aaliyah December 24, 2007

hypnotits

when you're spacing out and walking down the street, and boobies catch your eyes, then you have been captured by the hypnotits.

Weasel was going to class, until he was distracted by the hypnotits.

by Zomar October 2, 2007

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want

Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

by Delmar May 11, 2006

Hypnotize

The act of putting someone into the altered mind-state of hypnosis.

Please hypnotize me to help me stop smoking.

by EroticTist May 14, 2008

hypnotizing chickens

Military and government jargon: The process of developing PowerPoint slides and other media that will induce coma in the audience.

"The news media sessions often last 25 minutes, with 5 minutes left at the end for questions from anyone still awake. Those types of PowerPoint presentations...are known as “hypnotizing chickens.” "

(New York Times, 4/27/10)

by Four Iron Feet April 27, 2010

hypnotoad

1. Prominent character on program 'Everybody Loves Hypnotoad'

2. BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

"I love hypnotoad."

by debaser May 9, 2004