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hyperactive banshee

That one crazy friend that'll be very loud and obnoxious, and also act like they're on drugs even though they're sober.
Some guy: Yo who's that chick?
His friend: the one dancing?
Guy: no that girl that's literally doing laps around the bar and screaming like a hyperactive banshee.
by Aiphos December 19, 2019
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hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.
Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "
by Kedielover April 30, 2023
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Hyperactive Man Saga

A fictional superhero universe created by a couple of very bored high school kids with a very... um... unique sense of humor.

A brief synopsis of the involved superheroes and how they got their powers:

The Hyper Heroes - Fighting For the Glory of Good
Hyperactive Man: Struck by special lightning.
HellMan: Murdered and went to Hell, but made a deal with Satan to avenge his death in return for supernatural powers.
Dr. Pepper: Exposed to radioactive fumes after exploding a uranium bomb made from the eponymous soft drink.
Nose-Lick Boy: Snorted a black radioactive substance thinking it was cocaine.
Captain Obvious: Spilled radioactive goo on his telephone while working as a telemarketer.

The Terrorizers - Dedicated to Destroy
Berserker Man: Performed nightmarish experiments on himself in his basement.
Polish Sausage Man: Ate a polish sausage which had been exposed to unique radioactive chemicals.
Polish Sausage Boy: The offspring of Polish Sausage Man after he got his powers.
Semen Man: Had sex with a couple who had been exposed to unstable chemicals.
Junk Man: Ate a purple sandwich out of a dumpster that had been exposed to radioactive chemicals.
Person 1 - "We're the creators of the Hyperactive Man saga."
Person 2 - "The Hyperactive Man Saga? What the fuck is that?"
Person 1 - "Allow me to explain..."
by hyperactive_man February 21, 2009
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Hyperactive horseplay

When you energized to a curiosity, that you begin enticing signals to another and mediationly jerk off to the idea.
She’s a real tease for me, she can break me down til I’m bustin a nut 4 hours into Hyperactive horseplay
by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019
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hyperlative

An extension of superlative.

It is essentially a word used to describe the greatness of something in an inappropriate context.

Examples include 'experience', 'sensation' and 'revolution'.
"This groundbreaking new rice cracker is a revelation - a whole new experience in taste sensations." has a bad case of hyperlative usage.
by Lyrical Mayhem August 28, 2007
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pro-hyperactive

pro-hyperactive:

1) An advanced state of unusual or abnormal activity.

2) Management loves people who are pro-active. Pro-hyperactive is the next logical step.
My team of managers always meet their goals because they are pro-hyperactive.
by Ladyomygod March 18, 2010
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Hyperactive Forums

A spam-filled shit hole full of dumbshit n00bs.

Also known as; "Hyper"
by <insertnamehere> February 4, 2005
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