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hyperloop

A high speed transportation concept that is both like a train and a pneumatic tube.

A low pressure environment inside the tube allows the 'train' to travel efficiently at 100's of kilometers (or miles) per hour.

The idea was popularized by Elon Musk.
If we built a hyperloop I could live in Paris and commute to Rome.
by ballinjack September 6, 2018
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hyperloop

A circular "loop" that occurs when trying to navigate a service-oriented website in which the user diligently and patiently follows instructions but ends up running in circles without achieving the desired goal.
"I actually tried to navigate the site to pay the $2.99 in case XM radio online is no longer free, but I'm afraid I'm caught in a hyperloop."
by Randolph Scott July 27, 2009
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hypellect

Wow! She's a hypellect.
by bodyshop_ed February 2, 2010
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Hyello

A slang word for "hello". (Pronounced hye-lo)
Hyellow peeps!
by uerghsdijgidf (totally unique) January 24, 2021
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Hyperloop

The Hyperloop is a total scam that was concocted to disrupt progress on the California high-speed rail.
by Meganerd1800 December 24, 2023
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Hyperlogification Bias

The predisposition to see all discourse and reality itself as primarily a system of logical propositions waiting to be formalized. This bias rejects narrative, metaphor, emotion, and ambiguity as noise, insisting that any meaningful statement can and must be translated into a logical formalism to be taken seriously.
Example: A professor tells a student that their poetic essay on loss is "meaningless" because it cannot be rendered as a series of truth-conditional statements. The hyperlogification bias demands that human experience be forced into the cage of symbolic logic, deeming what doesn't fit as illegitimate.
by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026
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Hyperlogicalism

The pathological extreme of hyperrationalism, focused specifically on the worship of formal logical systems. It treats syllogistic validity as the highest virtue, often at the expense of truth, relevance, or human decency. If an argument is logically valid, it is deemed sound, regardless of whether its premises are connected to reality.
Example: Arguing, "If we accept that overpopulation is a problem, and that pandemics reduce population, then pandemics are a logical solution. I'm just following the logic." Hyperlogicalism proudly follows a chain of reasoning off a moral cliff, mistaking procedural correctness for wisdom.
by Dumu The Void February 9, 2026
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