hydroponic shit rod

When your floating in your girlfriend's parents' pool and release a long straight solid shit into the deep end by the ladder.

Bro, Jason just released a hydroponic shit rod into Cassie's Dad's new pool. Some girl ate it while doing a cannonball

by JesusdeJesus February 28, 2009

Hydrocopter

When you're all wet and you use helicopter dick as a method of drying yourself

"Sam, why are you crying?"
"Because Paul thought it'd be funny to throw out a hydrocopter and that water got in my mouth!"

by Mycatlego October 19, 2013

Hydroponist

A person who works with hydroponic growing systems and plants

The hydroponist is working in his garden today

by Daco from lkpt March 7, 2016

Hydroponic

the literal definition of Hydroponic is "water working" or the greek words Hydro meaning Water and Ponos meaning Labor. Hydroponics is the process of of creating a system that is able to recirculate water while supplying the plants roots with nutrients in a completely soilless system.

john has a dope hydroponic system in his closet

by Blunt Trauma in san diego January 9, 2010

Hydropothesis

A hypothesis conceived while underwater.

guy1: Dude I had a bath last night and came up with the best hydropothesis

by Phore_eyes June 17, 2010

hydroponic

grown in a solution of nutrients rather than in soil.

man, that's some sweet hydroponic herb!

by discosadness July 17, 2006

hydroponic heart

Metaphoric in nature, a hydroponic heart is found in a cold, uncaring, indifferent person. Hydroponic refers to somewhat sterile, artificial growing conditions, such as hydroponic crops.

Originally coined by Shakira, a Columbian pop singer.

This relationship is over, I need some caring, loving and emotion in my life, not you and your hydroponic heart.

by JustMeMan May 21, 2006