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Humperdoo

Someone who was meant to do great things but turns out to be a notorious disappointment.

Term coined after the character called 'Humperdoo' in the comic book 'Preacher' (as well as TV series of the same name.)

The character 'Humperdoo' is a genetically replicated descendent of Jesus Christ whom due to being cloned many times has become severely mentally disabled. Despite his obviously severe mental disability, he is regardless in line to become mankind's next messiah.

This is a debilitating disappointment for religious world leaders regardless of Humperdoo's amazing ability to soft shoe tap dance.
"Wow..those Crypto guys really ended up being full of shit...what a bunch of Humperdoos"

"I always thought Lisa Marie Presley would be a better singer because her dad was Elvis, but to be honest she's a bit of a Humperdoo.."
by JimTheGrim May 3, 2023
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Humperdink

(n): a beloved, probably apocryphal, female who, according to legend, has taken a vow to relieve Chess Club members of their unwanted virginity.
“Marvin is getting dangerously backed up. Gotta get the dude a date with the Humperdink, STAT.”
by Nihilator February 7, 2019
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Humperdink

An old, fat woman who's notorious for speaking her mind and giving people advice when it's least solicited; the kind who's usually president of the community association, makes a lot of public complaints, and starts a lot of awareness and protest movements, because she has nothing better to do, often because she doesn't have a job and is nothing but a housewife with no post-secondary education or ambitions. Think about your neighbourhood busy-body; chances are that she's all but 1 or 2 of these things. (see: Kyle's mom)

A lot of times, she can also be a janitor at a school or department store.
Person 1: Look, here comes Humperdink.
Person 2: I hate that cunt.
Person 3: Me too.
Person 1: Let's look this way and just keep on talking.
Person 2, 3: Good idea.
by screambloodygore October 10, 2005
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humperdink

Wanna humperdink?
by Ksilbor January 10, 2004
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humperdunctious

To be annoyed and to get flustered in your annoyance
ED - You said it was a stupid idea.
John - (In a loud and irate tone) - I didn't say that!
Ed - There's no need to get all humperdunctious about it!
by Dave Pain August 26, 2007
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humperdink

giving someone a piggyback ride through a merryfield
"You need a high risk sexual tactic where both parties are oiled up? I'd say go with a humperdink."
"OK"
by ma jones May 19, 2004
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Engelbert Humperdinck

Another world for anal sex. Can be shortened to: 'Bert, Engelbert, or Humperdinckage, for a more expansive complexity of the word.
ex. 1. Joe came over yesterday, and we Engelbert Humperdincked all night.

ex. 2. Yeah, I 'Berted her like a champ.
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