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hump and dump 

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
hump and dump by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017

hump her and dump her 

v. To have sex with a girl and never make contact with her again
guy 1: Im never going to see her again so i dont want to make a move
guy 2: Its ok man hump her and dump her! You'll never see her again!

hump it and dump it 

Coitus and bail, love and leave, one night stand, hook up at a party then immidiatly leave
I met him or her at a party last week. Did you hump it and dump it? Oh yes, I hit it and quit it.
hump it and dump it by Osagereef September 20, 2013

Dump and Hump 

When you are out of anal lube so you tell your fuck partner to take a dump and not wipe so you have a nice ripely lubed asshole.
Britt we are outta lube and i wanna cram my dick in your shitter...lets Dump and Hump..go take a dump but dont wipe.
Dump and Hump by Elohdaeh September 27, 2015

Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
Hump, dump and run by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023