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humoroid

1. A unit of measurement used to determine the quality of a joke.

2. The increased level of amusement that you feel at a particular time.
1. Hmmm that was pretty funny, Tim. I'd give it 7 humoroids out of 10.

2. Oh this joke is peaking, I feel another humoroid coming along.
by Cunninleongus April 22, 2009
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hummerbird

Someone who flits from sexual partner to sexual partner, performing oral sex on each of them.
The men were upset when the hummerbird didn't show up last night - they couldn't have an oral orgy without one.
by JKay September 8, 2012
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peaches.hiv.hemmoroids

peaches.hiv.hemmoroids is a tiktok account that went live and did nothing.
by kazp.wap November 12, 2021
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Hammeroid

When West Ham beat Man United the West Ham fans became proper Hammeroids.
by VOR_REP3 March 2, 2007
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hammeroid

1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).

2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.
1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!

2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.
by Judge Folsom December 9, 2010
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Hameroid

I told you as I grasped your ass that I have a hameroid that bleeds when I poop and you pinned me down and ticked it with your tongue you then groped my feet and slowly shoved your toe up my nose we’re both throbbing with my snot dripping down you big toe and I said why’d you stop then you grabbed my cheeks and pushed them in between your nose and proceed to nose fuck me with you 7 inch long nose while you nose hair tickles my crack I then grab your balls and start ticking them with my armpit hais
By Jason deluro hameroid
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Humberside Collegiate Institute

This is the best school in the Bloor-West-Village area of Toronto, Ontario.

The only other nearby schools are Western Technical Institute and Ursula Franklin Academy; they're both schools filled with druggies, and with people who couldn't make it in HCI.

HCI's also the best place to go if you want some weed; all the sellers are legit and won't scam you at all.
Most of the teachers are supportive and make jokes during class

Join these classes/teachers if you want to have a great time there:
Latin - Mr. Skinner
Instruction Computer Science (ICS) - Mr. Hutchison.
Any math classes, if taught by Mr. Hutchison.
Co-Op - Mr. Evely.
What's the best school ever?
Humberside Collegiate Institute.
by Serg! October 1, 2012
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