Humblejacking

Simultaneously freebooting someone else's video, claiming it for your own, while also humblebragging about its greatness.

Random Person 1: Man, my video about the American Empire only has 1.4 million views. How frustrating.
Random Person 2: 1.4 million views is awesome, and it's not even your video! It's CGP Grey's! Stop humblejacking, you chump.

by Boondoggy July 16, 2014

humblehug

To shake one’s hand whilst touChing identical shoulders and with the other hand to touch the top of the back. Almost a chest-bumP while shakinG hands. Half a handshake, half a hug.

Our friendship is not black and white, but rather GREY. I’m friendly with him, but not going to full on hug him, so I humblehugged him.

by JustATim February 2, 2018

Humble Brag

When you, usually consciously, try to get away with bragging about yourself by couching it in a phony show of humility.

"Your inflatable inner-tube is way cooler than my 80-foot yacht. You get to be so much closer to the water and to nature. I envy you, I really do"

"Thanks, that means a lot. Another advantage of having an innertube is that I don't have to fucking humble brag all the time about having a yacht."

by drjeffreys December 17, 2011

Humber

A sort of feeling tied to confusion, an empty stomach, and ̵̡̭̱̝͒͛̀̏̈́͐̈́͘͠͝ ̨͈͉͗̌̓͆̎ ̪̺̩̪̻̥̹͎̈́͝ ̶͓̰͕̘̠̤̙̓̏̇̉̀̃̈́͘ ̵̮͇̱͓͉̎̽̈́́̈̚͝͠ ̨̛̩͔͇͇͙͌́̔͋̾͆́̓ ̵̱͖̻̉̈͋̎̌̅̍͌͌͌͂̏̆̈́͘ ̡̛̪͖̰͈̳̣̳̺̺̬̗ͅ ̴̡̜̭͖̠̫͇̗̭̦̄́̓ͅ ̢̮̤̘͎̘͕̮͙̮̟̼̣̬̈́̍̄͂̍́͌͆̒̐́͛̂͝ͅ ̶̨̺̰̩̦̲̳͉̞̻̌͐̄́̈́̇̆̈́͂̈́̕͝ ̧͈͇͍͎̦͈̝̼͕̞̫͋̓͑̊̾͊͠ ̴̨͈̩̟͚͇̩̤̥͎̀ ̡̯̣͓̲̩̿̓͌͛͘̕̕ ̵̯̱̗̯̻̖͓̱͚͈͇̻̬̖̓̈́̍́̅̇̈̎̄̉̐̚ ̬͎̰̂̋̂̈̂̊͋͗̐͗̾̓́͘ ̵̡̳̲͓͙̙̳̜͇͉́͗̽̃͂ͅ ̳̤̱̃̉̐̌͘ ̶̡̛̭̘̹̯̔̄̾̑͌̾̇̓̔̊͝ ̵̮̝̱̣͚̲̮̮̈́̌̉̆̿̑͐͐̃̄͘ ̵̟̥̈́́͌͠ ̵̢̡̢̭̼̯̱̬̺̆̄͊̑̋̉̉͘ͅ ̵̡̛̭̫̲̠͎̒̒̒́̔̐͛͛͝͠͠ ̶̣̩̽̒̐͐̉͐́͛́͘̕͘̚͝͝ ̗͍̥̈̅̆͐̀̄͜ͅ ̴̬͐ ̳̮̱̖̥͇̜͚̓́̌͌̌͠͠ ̨̲̼̬̙̠̭̘͋̑͑́̆̌͊͆͊̑͐̄̿͝.

''Hey, you know that burger was mine, right?''
''Sorry, the new Thalasin pills made me feel nothing but humber.''

by nami0x0 October 2, 2021

humble beggar

someone who gets on your nerves easily. not annoying enough to just be called a beggar but has your back when you need them.

"james didn't reply to my snapchat..."

"what a humble beggar!"

by mystery_gal February 4, 2017

humbe

When a guy makes a girl crave him just by seeing her. An effect that makes women wet at first sight. No girl can escape the humbe effect. Can only be used by Humbertos.

I got that chick under muy humbe effect.

by MasterGandalf August 25, 2017

Humboldtian

A person from or residing in Humboldt County, CA and living the North Coast hippie lifestyle. Humboldtians are calm, nurturing people who are somewhat oblivious to the outside world and are all about supporting their local community. A Humboldtian is typically white, works on a local farm or buys veggies from the farmers market, and dresses like they shop in a thrift store of clothes from the 1990's. Humboldtian students are passionate about biology, natural resources, and art and value weirdness and uniqueness above all else. Humboldtians care so much about the environment that they get upset when the temperature is above 70 degrees because "it's not good for the area."

"She makes her own soap, raises goats, volunteers at the farm, and she never gets angry...she's a true Humboldtian."

"I met a cute Humboldtian at the barn dance - he's in a bluegrass band."

"Did you see all the Humboldtians playing bongo drums during the kinetic sculpture race?"

by N. Steezy May 4, 2013