hulk smash 

A very large bowel movement left in the toliet for everyone to see.

"Oh man! I dropped the biggest hulk smash ever, go check it out."

hulk smash by bigbeefe October 23, 2006

HULK SMASH 

Opening the door and thrashing your arms about yelling at random woman walking in a hotel

Cole Hutto did that in Texas.

HULK SMASH by Cds January 17, 2004

hulk smash 

Usually, when you think of hulk smash, you think of innocent, smashing cars and such, BUT, this type,
is fucking HARD.
or like, fucking something up, BADLY.
but usually sexually *wink*

"Damn, I hulk smashed dat to pieces, and da pieces were so dead, almost as dead as Miley Cyrus's virginity."

"HULK SMASSHH!!! HULK FUCK YOUR MOMMM!!!!"

hulk smash by bear to the sare. November 27, 2009

Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Hulk Smash by The_Prophet December 14, 2008

Hulk Smash 

While performing anal sex on a girl, the guy pulls his dick out and punches the girl directly in the asshole inserting his fist. The act is not complete until the man exclaims: "Hulk Smash".

Dude, I totally Hulk Smashed my girl last night. It was chill

Hulk Smash by Huggin Good September 18, 2010

Hulk Smash 

The Sexual Act of hiding an equipped "hulk smash hand" toy under the covers. When the woman comes to bed, the man proceeds to say, "Make me a sammich." If the woman denies, the man proceeds with, "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry." At this point before she can walk away in disgust, the man gets up and bellows, "HULK SMAAAASH!!" while proceeding to grab her by the hair and shove the gigantic green hulk toy fist glove into her vagina repeatedly until she is as loose as a physically possible.

Man: Honey, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry...

Woman: Bitch, please...

HULK SMASH!!

*Screams of agony*

Hulk Smash by Claudio Bodanchez November 18, 2011

Hulk Smash 

Sneezing one your hands, creating a thick green mucus coating to be used as lube for fisting your female counterpart and thus yelling "Hulk Smash!"

Female: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Male: Surprise bitch you just got Hulk Smashed.

Hulk Smash by Rustyboy July 25, 2015