hubcap ho

A woman who talks to or dates a man based on the kind of car he drives.

Man, don't mess with her. She a money hungry, hubcap ho.

by Jfer25 December 4, 2016

hubcap spinners

Also known as Hoopcap Speeners. They are the poor man's way of feeling like a baller and they can make any car look like a peice of chit. Mexicans are the only people that find these attractive. Im not being racist, just telling the truth mang.

example: "OHH MANG! He has hoopcap speeners! Thass Lie, 100 horsepowerss mang!"
translation: "Oh man! He has Hubcap Spinners! That adds 100 horsepower to his car by making it seem like it looks cool!"

example 2: "Ay mang, I poot sung hupcap speeners y un esspoiler on mi 1987 Astronvang. Now Iss Lie, 600 horsepowerrss!"
translation 2: "Hey man, I put some hubcap spinners and a 6 foot spoiler on my 1987 Astrovan and it looks like its really fast to me and my mexican friends."

by anal1548 September 22, 2007

Hubcap job

A rim job with underwear on

It was weird, after the blowjob she put my underwear back on and gave me a hubcap job.

by Andybats March 21, 2019

hubcap spinners

A hard plastic look-alike rim that spins when you stop

That van has hubcap spinners????????

by White cracka November 18, 2004

Hubcap Man

A bald, senial man who attends flea markets in attempt sell his mismatched hubcaps. He enjoys: Long walks on the beach with his imaginary friend, telling long b*llsh*t stories to himself and babbling about absolutely nothing. Theres something women like about a hubcap man.

"PFFF where is that anoying voice coming from?"
"Oh, Hubcap mans arguing with himself again"
"STFU HUBCAP MAN"
"rabble rabble"

by m4x0r July 2, 2005

Hubcap sex

The process of inserting your genetalia into one of the many holes of a hubcap that had fallen off a car. Usually done by mentally retarded persons who fantacize about having sex with their own cars. This is usally done to Subarus, Toyotas, Lincolns and Hyundais. Once the person has finished the action, they will usually ejaculate pre-maturely all over the curb infront of their home and run away. There have been over 384 cases of Hubcap sex reported in the year 2005, and the population is rising, we must prevent these repulsive and abusive activities done by elderly men.

Dude, I went outside to get the early newspaper and saw my neighbor Mr. Rogers engaging in Hubcap sex with my other neighbor's old 1998 Toyota Carolla Hubcap.

by Haithur February 11, 2006

hubcap car

The car a gangster uses to do crime with. A backup car, that is almost always a piece of junk that can be ditched after a crime is committed. A car that could be used in a stick up, drive by, heist, etc. Also referred to as a throw-away car or a do-dirt car.

A gang leader may tell his soldiers to use a hubcap car instead of a car with rims because it is less identifiable and can be disposed of without much financial loss.

by Barry Bangs April 18, 2009