hibbie jibbies

The "hibiby-jibies" is a phrase that means anxious/worried/(maybe) afraid.

bob: "hey fred wanna go to the haunted house this halloween?"
fred: "no way dude that place give me the hibbie jibbies"

by stephsaur;] December 30, 2010

hubriety

excessive pride regarding one's sobriety, especially as manifested around one's intoxicated peers

John refrains from drinking beer and smoking marijuana with great hubriety, making no secret of his contempt for those who partake.

by obiedictionary October 21, 2010

king of hobbies

someone who does many hobbies. Not necessarily well.

The title is always self-proclaimed, much to the amusement of everyone else.

K.O.H - "I do so much stuff! I'm the King Of Hobbies!"

by OfficeShoes January 3, 2011

hubble butt

NASSA's greatest feature, sought after by all astro-fist-isists. Even when Hubble's doors are closed, it really is opened and ready to be fondled and smacked around. Deep space takes on a new meaning with zero gravity cumshots and unified queef theory.

Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Hubble butt, Hubble, Hubble, Hubble butt
Turn around, stick it out
Show the world you got it

by Eeyun Madducks January 23, 2016

hubberdubber

A person who is a really annnoying midget. He is always being picked on and is very self concious about his height. BIG people tend to pick on the hubberdubber because of his vertically challenged problems.

Hey hubberdubber what the fuck are you doing, do you really think that you can reach that?

Matt: Hey Chris what's up?

Chris: Shut the fuck up hubberdubber!

by Chris Lewjohnson March 12, 2008

Hubbert's Peak

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.

The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak

by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011

Do you like hobbies?

Something you say during an awkward pause in conversation in attempt to start conversation. However this will just make the conversation more awkward and draw attention to the pause.

Person 1:"Yeah, that was by far the best Family Guy episode ever."

Person 2:"Yeah for sure."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

Person1:"So....do you like hobbies?"

Person2:"Um? Yes."

Person1:"......."

Person2:"......."

by Ilovehobbies March 8, 2011