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Horton’s Law

Politicians can be counted on to keep all their bad promises, and abandon all their good ones.
Of course Trump is adding to the debt and hasn’t passed any progun legislation, it’s Horton’s law.
by Moa_wearemoa June 28, 2019
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Huxton Hero

Bloke who wears entirely too much multi-coloured clothing, cheap gold chains, and "throwback" Jordan basketball kicks. Uses words like "cunt" entirely too often, and is more often then not a closeted homosexual. Steals hubcaps and training room locks, and talks to his "crew" about what a "thug" he is. Maybe be seen wearing a shell suit.
Guy 1 - "Look at him, he looks like an idiot! Is that a chav?"

Guy 2 - "No, he's just a Huxton Hero."
by Johnny The English Grammarian February 16, 2009
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Krista Horton

The Krista Horton is an alcoholic beverage made with Malibu coconut rum and Diet Pepsi! Preferably consumed while wearing matching or coordinated outfits with those around you
“Could I please get a Krista Horton, extra ice?” “Absolutely, great choice”
by Hannahbriley July 15, 2021
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Tim Hortons

A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee.
I won't be able to make it through this morning without my Tim Hortons.
by Beth Robertson November 7, 2003
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Deshaun Holton

(1973-2006)
He is one of Detroit's most amazing and creative emcees. Formerly known on the Detroit scene as Maximum, the artist also had many aliases such as Derty Harry, Big Proof, Proof, Oil Can Harry.

Mainly known as Eminem's hype man and a member of the D12 group, Deshaun Holton has a lot of underground work with many Detroit artists at his active, such as 5ELA, Dogmatic, Iron Fist artists etc...
Proof s best known CDs are I Miss The Hip Hop Shop, Grown Man Shit, Promatic and Searching For Jerry Garcia.

The artist has also worked with mainstream artist such as 50 Cent and B Real of Cypress Hill, for instance.

Unfortunately, his promising career was cut short when he was fatally shot at the infamous CCC Club in Detroit on April the 11th, 2006 over an argument.
Deshaun Holton is the living proof of hip hop
by Isabelle Esling October 28, 2007
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Hortonville

A small town in wisconsin. Recreation consists of many fun activities, shootin deers, shootin other animals, fishin, trucks and mud, drinking, and other various activities. The high school is so high class, that it even has a parking lot for snowmobiles!
Also, incest is wincest!
I got me a hortonville edumacation.
by trucksandmud696969 November 13, 2011
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Holton

This is a name that means that this guy wont cheat on you. He cares for you. Holton is the cutest, funniest, sweetest, and the best friend/ boyfriend you could ever have. He will be there for you when you need him... So, treat him like he is the king of the world, there aren't many guys like him around anymore.

PS: he is honest. Not many guys are honest anymore either.
Holton is the best boyfriend ever. Treat him right.
by H+C FOREVER June 20, 2019
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