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Howler Monkey

A co-worker who isn't very productive, generates a lot of noise and metaphorically throws shit everywhere.
Those three new engineers looked great on paper, but once they were set loose on a project it became apparent that they were a bunch of howler monkeys.
by cfm2 October 7, 2012
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holeyetis

When and animal, or human, spends too much time up close to butt holes. This is common in dogs due to their continuous ass sniffing rituals. The inexperienced will inadvertently touch said butt orifice with one or both eyes ... causing a hideous eye infection. Holeyetis
What the fuck dog. Your eye is oozing again with holeyetis. Why do you keep sniffing ass so close!
by DarthAss March 30, 2017
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Bob Howler

A 'Bob Howler' is a slang term from the Midlands for a very large moth.
Wow, would you look at that Bob Howler, it's a big'un
by Moth Expert September 25, 2010
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Howler

A sporting term used to describe a particularly terrible piece of play, usually due to the stupidity of a single player. A howler is not incurred through bad luck or even poor play, but rather through absolute amateurish hopelessness. A howler in soccer for example would be if a completely unmarked goalkeeper who was under no pressure inexplicably fumbled a simple ball into the path of an opponent who subsequently scored.
Did you blokes see Jerzy Dudek drop that ball into the path of Diego Forlan?? Mate that clown is a dead set howler merchant.
by dragons_redv March 14, 2009
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Holey Banana

The fetish sexual act of laying ones penis on a table, board, or similar surface and proceeding to stab it repeatedly with a knife or sharp object.

It is generally accepted in such fetish circles to do such a performance with a steak knife equalling or exceeding the size of the penis stabbed.
"Dude, lets get drunk and stoned and give ourselves holey bananas"
by xBSTx July 13, 2009
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holey relic

An old and worn-out, but cherished, piece of clothing.
Don't you dare throw out my AC/DC t-shirt. It's a holey relic!
by Two Hep Cats September 30, 2012
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Slobby Howler

A blowjob except both cry during and after, its a mistake.
I was so depressed last night I gave him a Slobby Howler.
by Pog Bamba December 3, 2020
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