the household maid witnessed it all

A less-than-well-known joke about Fereydoon's stalker (the household maid) from the game Wild ARMs 5. The "household maid" is a creepy woman who watched (or "witnessed", as she says) Fereydoon and Lucille spending some "quality time" with each other, and tells the person playing the game all about it. It's an easter egg, so very few people who have played the game actually know about it.

Outside of the WA5 cult, this phrase can be used to cause awkward silences.

Original Phrase: I witnessed it all... Fereydoon the Sentinel and a maid from Lady Diana's mansion, having tea and getting VERY cozy with each other...

Example of use in real life:

Mom: What were you doing up there with your girlfriend?

Your older brother: Uh...watching a movie?

Your younger sister, who was in the other room and heard it all: The household maid witnessed it all.

by zolo1243 December 16, 2008

Haggett Household

noun
Definition - The household of legends, typically consisting of an angry lesbian mom, a manlet dad who loves cheeseburgers, an autistic kid who loves bed, and a somewhat normal kid, but grew out an ugly greasy mullet.

Sentence example: Oh lord that looks like a Haggett Household if I've ever seen one.

by coralmackeyhagget October 18, 2019

Nigerian Household

Some kids in Nigeria or Niger have gotten slapped, thrown, shouted at, hit, and embarrassed.
A lot of people from a Nigerian Household is an excellent friend, cute and funny.

Yo! Have you heard of that kid from the Nigerian Household?

Yeah he is pretty cool ngl.

by Amogus_54644544 July 26, 2023

Household High

any common household substance you can sniff to get high. e.g. wite-out, markers, glue, etc.

Dude, I got the best Household High last night!!! First I sniffed Wite-Out, then some Elmer's Glue, then to top it off I put on some trippin music and pulled out the Sharpies!

by household_druggie November 30, 2009

1950's Household

A BDSM lifestyle which emphasizes the patriarchial philosophy of the classic 1950's American household presided over by a dominant male authority figure.

The woman hate college and just wanted to just become a Stepford Wife . To live a 1950's household wife to clean and cook dress feminine. always obedience and submissive to him as head of the household.

by CSirRichard December 19, 2015

household name

When a band becomes popular enough that a large group of people recognizes it's name. You shouldn't have to explain who this band is when talking to a friend.

Friend 1: Hey, ever heard of Green Day?
Friend 2: Of course, their a household name.

by Simply0 May 5, 2006

Bennett household

A household/family which is dominated by a disproportionate ratio of females to males. Based on Austen's Pride and Prejudice, in which the Bennett family comprises the father, the mother, and four daughters.

Jenny: My dad's such a controlling dick!
Xander: Tschh, put him in his place - remind him it's a Bennett household.

by RaphaMuffin June 18, 2010