Man of the Fucking Hour

The person that is in the absolute center of attention and it needs to be known to all by emphasizing how important he is.

John: "Hey man, just finished my date"
Zach: "Well, would ya look at that, the man of the FUCKING hour."
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by speakyspeaky March 27, 2016

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010