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Hot Pockets 

Kids poopy diapers, Crispy on the outside, hot and steamy in the middle. Just like the original.
My kids made three hot pockets out of thier diapers today.
Hot Pockets by Blazer 1 October 2, 2009

Hot pockets 

The under part of your boobs. l
You better go wash them hot pockets Jesse !(:
Hot pockets by jessekmorganwhore September 25, 2011

Hot Pockets 

A "meal" consisting of cheese and meat inside a flaky crust. It also contains massive amounts of carbs and sodium. Eating two of these "treats" in a single days time results in instant death.
Pass me that hot pockets.

Second one today?

Yes.

You know what will happen.

*dies*
Hot Pockets by Mnayin May 11, 2009

Hot Pockets 

When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.
"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."
Hot Pockets by FirstmateJibbs March 21, 2015

hot pockets 

The new competitor to lard buckets.
Please, read the fat content.
hot pockets by CountCrazy007 June 1, 2005

hot pockets 

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!
hot pockets by Jasper3 August 3, 2007