hot pockets

1. The most delicious form of evil. It tastes, looks, and smells good, but you practicly die of burns when you take a bite if you don't wait 5 minutes.
-What happened to your face?! Its all...charred!
-I had hot pockets last night.
by Ricky February 28, 2004
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The act of shitting inside a fold-out couch and then re-closing it, leaving it for an unsuspecting guest. (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "mexican waffle", "trunk muffin")
That drunk guy that slept over last night left us a hot pocket.
by Sam F March 24, 2005
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yo girl, thanks for letting me hide my tube steak inside your hot pocket
by Tricky77 September 09, 2012
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I let this dude invade my hot pocket with his rrocket
by naughty nikki December 30, 2013
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These hot pockets do it for free!
by Falchion315 May 03, 2019
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White man who wears a red hat and is an ass hole
by Aleksander12 February 15, 2014
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name for a pastry that took after the pop tart. except it is filled with nasty meat. It can only be served 2 ways;
1. Warm outside, frozen inside.
2. boiling lava hot, will destroy your mouth.
usually given to patients suffering from constipation.
Hey Travis, would you like a hot pocket?
NO!
by Eric Franz January 16, 2007
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