Hoseok

Jung Hoseok is an Amazing Beautiful human being. He's very bright and bubbly and deserves the whole world. He's the literal Sun. Everytime he breathes the stars shine brighter than yesterday. Everytime he smiles the universe is thrown off balance. Everytime he dances people can't help but stop and stare. He is beauty, grace, affection, and love. He is....Breathtaking.

God I can't help but love Hoseok.

by A.N.Y October 1, 2017

Hosehauler

A slang term for Firefighters referring to them hauling fire hose to the scene of a fire.

Cop: Hey dispatch, you'd better get the hosehaulers out here; the place is going up in flames.

by quarterlfecrisis December 22, 2009

hoseok

sunshine

jung hoseok is everyons sunshine. he's our hope, he's our angel..j-hoooooooope

by min yoongi's wife July 7, 2018

I don't hold a hose

Australian slang for 'not my fucking job'.
Coined during the devastating bushfires of the Australian black summer of 2019/20, as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison took holidays in Hawaii, when asked by a journalist to help the people affected, Scotty from Marketing replied: 'I don't hold a hose'.

'Could you help me finish these reports? I'm snowed under and the deadline is tonight.'
'Sorry mate, I don't hold a hose.'

by Kero400420 December 10, 2020

Hosetta Stone

A Hosetta Stone is a formerly, lava hot lover, who is now cold as a stone.

Since they broke up, Susie is so cold to Juan that she is his Hosetta Stone.

by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016

Hosegood

The act of accidentally ejaculating into your own eye whilst masturbating laying on your back.

Guy 1 - Dude what's with the eye patch? You peacocking tonight?

Guy 2 - No man, i was having a tug in bed last night, mum walked in unannounced and i hosegooded myself

by TNEames December 6, 2012

Hosetility

Hosetility is the angry and hostile some treat an ex-hookup partner after the fun is done.

Susie treated Juan like dirt after their post holiday party hookup; there was great hosetility!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016