Public-masturbating-horse-fucker

1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.

1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*

by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015

Dirty horse cock fucker

When a dirty ass slut gets tired of all the niggers big ass cocks she results in fucking a horse that has a 2ft cock that comes out her throat when the horse thrusts and leaves her vagina looser than a gay mans asshole in hollywood.

Guy 1: Dude my gf just broke up with me.
Guy 2: Oh I knew it was her fucking that horse on the side of the road!
Guy 1: Fucking dirty horse cock fucker!!

by bendover right now ho May 5, 2008

Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.

That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021

horse fucked

being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.

Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.

by less indifference April 22, 2006

horse fucked

fucked by a cock over 12 in

i was just horse fucked

by fatkid208 July 2, 2012

yellow house fucker

basically someone whose name starts with an m LOVES to ejaculate, jerk off, penetrate or either fuck yellow houses.

Those people invented piss kink.

Person.1- jesus u really are a yellow house fucker
M- guess u found out my true self

by kissesd August 17, 2022

fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"

by Big Wank April 25, 2006