The Herrero Vortex

The Herrero Vortex is named for the situation, whereby one finds themselves in the company of someone who talks continually, non-stop, about stuff no one wants to hear, and apparently has the stamina to go for hours. It's coupled with the circumstance, where you cannot easily get away. At first there may be an interesting point made, or you just want to be polite. After a while, it becomes annoying and you just want it to end. It could even affect your mental state, as eventually, your only goal is to escape. It gets its name from the Spanish word for blacksmith - someone who tirelessly and with fortitude, hammers away at something for hours at a time.

Dude, I got caught in the Herrero Vortex last night, at that poker game. This guy just would not stop talking, and I made some bad calls.

by thatisnutmydog January 23, 2022

Zuck Hirrell

Zuck Hirrell has a hulk-like stature, and is totally sexy. He is fucking shredded and has also been described by many of his followers as a good cunt. Zuck Hirrell is a wizard and is a master of synchronicity. Frisbee golf-obsessive and absolute pro.

The weirdest guy you will ever meet!
Don't let the tough frame fool you though, once you get to know him he is really a big softy.

Who, Zuck Hirrell? Yeah, that guy is a fucking wizard
Zuck Hirrell is a monster

by Pillypillerson November 3, 2013

goblin horde

A terrible gang in Clovis California known for prostitution

Look out it's the goblin horde!

by GH14_Claytor March 18, 2017

Harrelson

(Woody) Harrelson is a common phrase to refer to the male erection. It is used in place of Woody like the actor.

"I saw Tiffany's boob and got a Harrelson."

"Hey Steve, your Harrelson is showing."

by A-A-Ron31 May 10, 2018

Horressed

When you're both horny and depressed due to a recent pussy drought

Chase: Bro Andrew you good?
Andrew: Nah, I get no pussy I'm hella horressed.

by Theduckthatdefinesshit November 1, 2019

Hoeregan

A big sloot willing to inhale a mans weiner by all means necessary. Enjoys sucking down on farts, dicks in butt, fingers in butt the works. Tends to put herself in ackward situations where the only outcome is a man sticking his valump weiner in her mouth.

Gallo: Wow! Hoeregan really stooped to a new low last night.
Bobby: What do you mean she slept in my room.
Gallo: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by The Throate April 25, 2010

Brandon Herrera

The sexiest man alive. Also one of the most quality guntubers (gun youtuber) on the planet.

His gun meme review is extra spicy and you should DM his insta saying he should do it more. He loves doing gun meme review, but send him vodka too.

Uses cosmoline in his Jesus hair

Besties are Demo Ranch and Kentucky Ballistics
(get them together without telling Brandon)

Overall good guy go checkout his youtube channel. @Brandon Herrera

1) Bro have you watched The AK guys gun meme review yet.

2) Nah is Brandon still crying in them though?

1) Of course home slice he saw an AK chambered in 556.

Brandon Herrera AKA Jesus

by CrossLoanCo. October 1, 2020