horoscope

A bunch of hokey pokey witchcraft made up by hippies.

There goes Madison again, reading her stupid horoscope for the day.

by Bobby Freakin Hill April 23, 2017

Horowitzing

(v) to cut off a member of your walking party (gang), it is preformed with a slow drift to the left or right in front of the adjacent walker. after cutting in front of the receipient the horowitzer is to slow down making walking for the receipient impossible. Usually preformed by jewish boys around the age of 16.

Dude, stop horowitzing me, lil jew boy!?? wtf??

by Smokey_McPot April 9, 2010

horololo

A lit🔥 song by a Korean band "Exo". I'm pretty sure it's just a cheer like "hey!" Or "yeah!" But just to be sure you should ask a die hard exo-l (exo fans)

"Hey! Did you listen to Horololo. It's dropped yesterday"
"Omg yes, it was amazing. I'm officially an exo-l"

by ARMY×EXO-L💜 June 9, 2018

Horobi No Burst Stream

Attack from the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Horobi no Burst Stream is Japanese and means "Burst Stream of Destruction".

Kaiba :"Blue Eyes White Dragon,kogeki ! HOROBI NO BURST STREAM!!!"

by Bari February 26, 2005

horololo

An amazing, industry changing song by EXOCBX. Hold on to your weave it will get snatched!

Person 1: Have you seen horololo by CBX

Person 2: yes! My weave got snatched

by chenosaurus May 30, 2018

horoscope

A load of horseshit.

My Facebook friends spam my news feed with horoscopes and I just want to punch them in the face

by Falsifications August 20, 2016

horoscope

A vague and nonspecific prediction of the future.

What you might find in your horoscope:

"You are somewhat tall"

"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"

What you will not find in your horoscope:

"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."

"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."

by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006